/u/steel-souffle's posts in /r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] "So... like 30 people enrtered that port-a-potty by now and none have left yet..."

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[WP] The evil cultists are actually making some good points. And their dark gods also offer way better pay than the kingdom.

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[WP] "Breaking news: Man literally too angry to die"

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[WP] Everyone in the royal court is a spy. Everyone.

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[WP] Both the Hero and the Villain got a copy of the plot at the start of the story. They are not aware that the other one also has it.

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[WP] "To Your Royal Majesty: We who are about to do battle with you, recognize the might of your army, match for Our own. As such, to reduce the egregious loss of life and material, We hereby challenge Your army to decide the victor in a dance-off."

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[WP] "He survived today's execution too. We are running out of ideas here."

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[WP] "So, I rolled a joint, then smoked it, then it turned out that I used a page of the Necronomicon to roll it. And that leads us to this situation."

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[WP] "He is like a modern day Hannibal" "Because of the paradropping elephants?"

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[WP] After being used as a mere utility knife one too many times, the legendary sword has gone on strike.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] "So... like 30 people enrtered that port-a-potty by now and none have left yet..."	47
[WP] The evil cultists are actually making some good points. And their dark gods also offer way better pay than the kingdom.	40
[WP] "Breaking news: Man literally too angry to die"	32
[WP] Everyone in the royal court is a spy. Everyone.	29
[WP] Both the Hero and the Villain got a copy of the plot at the start of the story. They are not aware that the other one also has it.	27
[WP] "To Your Royal Majesty: We who are about to do battle with you, recognize the might of your army, match for Our own. As such, to reduce the egregious loss of life and material, We hereby challenge Your army to decide the victor in a dance-off."	27
[WP] "He survived today's execution too. We are running out of ideas here."	26
[WP] "So, I rolled a joint, then smoked it, then it turned out that I used a page of the Necronomicon to roll it. And that leads us to this situation."	24
[WP] "He is like a modern day Hannibal" "Because of the paradropping elephants?"	23
[WP] After being used as a mere utility knife one too many times, the legendary sword has gone on strike.	22