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[WP] "As it turns out, elves have a fatal weakness: napalm."

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[WP] "So, listen... It is 2023, we've been kind of numbed to whole 'existential terrors beyond our control and comprehension'. Do you bring something new to the table, or should we put you under an existing category?"

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[WP] "Sir, we have located the rebel headquarters! It is in the palace's basement."

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[WP] "....Does a dyslexic live here? What do you mean 'Beware the god'?!"

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[WP] "Deploy the emergency goat!"

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[WP] "Sir, that cannon is heavier than the tank you had it mounted on."

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[WP] Several typical movie heist teams unknowingly go for the same target at the same time.

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[WP] "Please note that dismantling reality or altering its nature is against the regulations of the tournament after The Incident last time."

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[WP] All the way from lvl1 and even character creation, the hero dumped every single attribute point into Luck and nothing else.

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[WP] "Come forth, claim the legendary magic sword, and forge your destiny!" "...That... is clearly a rubber toy sword..."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] "As it turns out, elves have a fatal weakness: napalm."	20
[WP] "So, listen... It is 2023, we've been kind of numbed to whole 'existential terrors beyond our control and comprehension'. Do you bring something new to the table, or should we put you under an existing category?"	20
[WP] "Sir, we have located the rebel headquarters! It is in the palace's basement."	19
[WP] "....Does a dyslexic live here? What do you mean 'Beware the god'?!"	18
[WP] "Deploy the emergency goat!"	17
[WP] "Sir, that cannon is heavier than the tank you had it mounted on."	17
[WP] Several typical movie heist teams unknowingly go for the same target at the same time.	16
[WP] "Please note that dismantling reality or altering its nature is against the regulations of the tournament after The Incident last time."	16
[WP] All the way from lvl1 and even character creation, the hero dumped every single attribute point into Luck and nothing else.	15
[WP] "Come forth, claim the legendary magic sword, and forge your destiny!" "...That... is clearly a rubber toy sword..."	15