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[WP] "You leave me no choice.... I challenge you to a game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker!" (And if you do know what that is, stay silent. Lets see see what the Unknowing make of it.)

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[WP] The most demoralizing pre-battle motivational speech ever.

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[WP] The Dark Lord is really absorbed in his hobby, he doesn't have time to fight the Hero party.

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[WP] The company that invented and manufactures the wildly successful Explosive Red Barrel line, unveils their new flagship product.

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[WP] After spending a really nice vacation off the grid, you return to civilization to find that apparently you missed a whole alien invasion attempt and other stuff.

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[WP] There are many kinds of failure that a summoner can put up with. But the demon screaming in terror as soon as it enters the mortal plane, then wrecking the summoning circle as soon as it can to get un-summoned, feels kind of personal.

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[WP] "Boss, I do understand that our policy is 'Everything going down this road pays the tax', but are you absolutely, positively, 100% certain, that this also applies to the big-ass dragon marching towards us?"

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[WP] "Listen here, and try to understand my words this time: Cutting space apart with a butterknife is weird at best, not some lowest standard."

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[WP] The final boss realizes that the Hero party did quite a bit of grinding before they finally showed up.

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[WP] The Hero party is causing so much damage to the country that the king decides to enlist the Villain to neutralize them.

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[WP] "You leave me no choice.... I challenge you to a game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker!" (And if you do know what that is, stay silent. Lets see see what the Unknowing make of it.)	1
[WP] The most demoralizing pre-battle motivational speech ever.	1
[WP] The Dark Lord is really absorbed in his hobby, he doesn't have time to fight the Hero party.	1
[WP] The company that invented and manufactures the wildly successful Explosive Red Barrel line, unveils their new flagship product.	1
[WP] After spending a really nice vacation off the grid, you return to civilization to find that apparently you missed a whole alien invasion attempt and other stuff.	1
[WP] There are many kinds of failure that a summoner can put up with. But the demon screaming in terror as soon as it enters the mortal plane, then wrecking the summoning circle as soon as it can to get un-summoned, feels kind of personal.	1
[WP] "Boss, I do understand that our policy is 'Everything going down this road pays the tax', but are you absolutely, positively, 100% certain, that this also applies to the big-ass dragon marching towards us?"	1
[WP] "Listen here, and try to understand my words this time: Cutting space apart with a butterknife is weird at best, not some lowest standard."	1
[WP] The final boss realizes that the Hero party did quite a bit of grinding before they finally showed up.	1
[WP] The Hero party is causing so much damage to the country that the king decides to enlist the Villain to neutralize them.	1