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[WP] "Unleash the Battle-Pandas!"

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[WP] Explain to us in the form of an ancient mythological story why men cannot find the thing, even when they know it has to be (and indeed is) right there.

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[WP] "Princess Rescue LLC offers a wide range of services, from tying her up and dragging her back home, to heroically slaying the bad guys and returning her in the carry of a knight in shining armour upon a white horse. Ask about our Premium Membership Program today!"

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[WP] "Listen, I just killed this guy to take his armor. So where did it disappear to?!"

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[WP] "You can't just kill everyone in the area whenever something goes wrong."

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[WP] "Yo, what's with the mystic space-time portal in your kitchen?"

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[WP] "I challenge you to a duel!" "So be it. The weapon of choice shall be howitzers!"

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[WP] "Please disperse, people, there is no cause for alarm. It is just a regular portal to Hell."

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[WP] reads report "My Lord, according to the scouts, the Heroes made it all the way to the barracks! ....and.... then found an empty bed and went to sleep...?"

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[WP] "Oh boy, I seem to have grown soft." - (S)He said, standing on a mountain of bodies.

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[WP] "Unleash the Battle-Pandas!"	1
[WP] Explain to us in the form of an ancient mythological story why men cannot find the thing, even when they know it has to be (and indeed is) right there.	1
[WP] "Princess Rescue LLC offers a wide range of services, from tying her up and dragging her back home, to heroically slaying the bad guys and returning her in the carry of a knight in shining armour upon a white horse. Ask about our Premium Membership Program today!"	1
[WP] "Listen, I just killed this guy to take his armor. So where did it disappear to?!"	1
[WP] "You can't just kill everyone in the area whenever something goes wrong."	1
[WP] "Yo, what's with the mystic space-time portal in your kitchen?"	1
[WP] "I challenge you to a duel!" "So be it. The weapon of choice shall be howitzers!"	1
[WP] "Please disperse, people, there is no cause for alarm. It is just a regular portal to Hell."	1
[WP] reads report "My Lord, according to the scouts, the Heroes made it all the way to the barracks! ....and.... then found an empty bed and went to sleep...?"	1
[WP] "Oh boy, I seem to have grown soft." - (S)He said, standing on a mountain of bodies.	1