/u/stonerthoughtss's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The look on my girlfriends’ face when I showed her my collection of human heads, was not what I expected.

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As my older brother and I rode our dirt bikes in the vast sand dunes, I began to slow down.

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The host kept complaining that there was a hair in his eye, as he continued to rub it.

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“I told him to stay away from daddy’s gun, officer...”

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As I nervously sit crouched behind my closet doors, hiding from the burglar, I crack the doors open to see if I can spot them.

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Gunfire is active all around my motionless body as I look up and see a chopper hovering down “Grab a hold of my hand soldier, we’ll get you out of here”

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“Hey Dad, look! I’m ahead of Joey!”

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I felt a piercing pinch on the inner back of my neck and the touch from my forefinger indicated that they were pimples.

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I locked myself in the bathroom while the family were playing board games downstairs.

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Father was preparing my brother and I cheeseburgers last night with double the meat and cheese when I commented, “Can’t wait to have a bite, those smell delicious.”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The look on my girlfriends’ face when I showed her my collection of human heads, was not what I expected.	421
As my older brother and I rode our dirt bikes in the vast sand dunes, I began to slow down.	91
The host kept complaining that there was a hair in his eye, as he continued to rub it.	73
“I told him to stay away from daddy’s gun, officer...”	49
As I nervously sit crouched behind my closet doors, hiding from the burglar, I crack the doors open to see if I can spot them.	18
Gunfire is active all around my motionless body as I look up and see a chopper hovering down “Grab a hold of my hand soldier, we’ll get you out of here”	14
“Hey Dad, look! I’m ahead of Joey!”	12
I felt a piercing pinch on the inner back of my neck and the touch from my forefinger indicated that they were pimples.	4
I locked myself in the bathroom while the family were playing board games downstairs.	3
Father was preparing my brother and I cheeseburgers last night with double the meat and cheese when I commented, “Can’t wait to have a bite, those smell delicious.”	3