/u/stopeatingbuttspls's posts
[WP] You're a renowned author who's still going to school. Annoyingly, your English teacher is reading way too deeply into your books.
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[WP] Your element isn't Water, Fire, Earth, or Wind. It's not Light or Dark either. It's... "Surprise"?
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[WP] You're so full of statistical anomalies that you aren't allowed to participate in research studies anymore. In academic circles, they call you "The Outlier".
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[WP] You can travel back in time by shooting yourself in the head, which you've started to do at every minor inconvenience you encounter. Unfortunately, the timelines you've abandoned still have to deal with your now-dead body.
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[WP] Your request - the ability to separate hot from cold - was granted. What fools, giving you the power to violate the laws of thermodynamics!
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[WP] As it turns out, the afterlife one experiences is based on what they believe in. Christians go to Heaven or Hell, Buddhists get reincarnated, and Japanese teenagers hit by trucks are sent to another world. You, on the other hand, are on your way to meet the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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[WP] You've been using your causality-altering powers to make the pizza guy late for free pizza. They're starting to catch on.
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[WP] You're always pointing out the obvious foreshadowing that happens, but nobody seems to listen to you.
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[WP] Some hero-type character has commandeered your vehicle in their quest to save the world. Now that it's been violently turned into a fireball, you want recompense.
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