/u/sweetestdeth's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You've just been suckered into buying a mermaid. You think it's just a scam, but she's real. She's also not a G rated mermaid. She drinks human blood, tries to lure men to their death and curses like a drunken sailor. Contractually, she points out, you're stuck with her.
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[WP] You've been transported to another world in order to kill the Demon King. Your status sheet says that you are the Demon King
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[WP] You are a deep space scrapper always cleaning up after battles. In your latest haul, you find a mysterious black box. Now everybody in known space is after you and you don't know why.
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[WP] You've tamed a dragon. The problem is that the dragon is stuck looking like a normal person and nobody believes that it's a dragon.
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[WP] You're a serial killer, but you're so bad at it, you haven't actually killed anyone yet. In fact, you're so bad, you always accidentally help the police solve unrelated murders
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[WP] Suddenly, it dawned on you. The company you work for, Sunsetters, is run by vampires and bad employees aren’t fired, they’re food for the bosses. Looking at your calendar, your two year review is coming up.
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[WP]You are standing in Times Square when NASA announces that there is no other intelligent life out there. There’s just one problem, you’re an alien, disguised as a human.
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[WP] "Your magic circuits are incomplete and stunted. You may never be able to cast magic effectively." The doctor states with grim finality. Your parents look on in stunned silence. You are effectively an outcast from this moment on.
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[WP] You're bad with directions, like really bad. When everyone was raiding Area 51, you accidentally raid Area 53. There is nothing around but a large barbwire topped fence and a 1950's style neon lit diner. You don't know why, but you're getting a bad feeling from it.
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