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[WP] You have the ability to double jump. Scientists are still trying to figure it out.

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[WP] God created humans specifically for war. Every 30 years he checks back to see how humanity is fighting. Somehow humanity went from bloodshed to flaming over the internet.

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[WP] You are part of XCOM. First contact has been made with aliens. Communication with the crash site have stopped. The landing zone has gone dark. You hear faint voices. "Ayy Lmao."

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[WP] A movie character finds out their guns actually work realistically.

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[WP] God comes back to earth to find his inbox full of messages. Humans discovered how to pray to god and he doesn't like it.

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[WP] you now have the ability to fly. But only when you're naked.

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[WP] God never intended for Christianity to be a thing. He specifically created Atheists to try and stop people from worshipping him.

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[WP] Everyone in the world is blind. Our eyes are just vestigial. We understand that we're lacking a sense that most other creatures have. Except you. You actually have sight.

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[WP] When God finally properly reveals himself, it turns out that God is actually an outlaw for creating a sub-universe. He tries to explain why the sky is falling.

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[WP] You are a child prodigy. You can answer any mathematical question given to you. Math teachers are obsessed with you. Not because of the answers. Because you can't show any working out.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] You have the ability to double jump. Scientists are still trying to figure it out.	5878
[WP] God created humans specifically for war. Every 30 years he checks back to see how humanity is fighting. Somehow humanity went from bloodshed to flaming over the internet.	3668
[WP] You are part of XCOM. First contact has been made with aliens. Communication with the crash site have stopped. The landing zone has gone dark. You hear faint voices. "Ayy Lmao."	95
[WP] A movie character finds out their guns actually work realistically.	84
[WP] God comes back to earth to find his inbox full of messages. Humans discovered how to pray to god and he doesn't like it.	59
[WP] you now have the ability to fly. But only when you're naked.	27
[WP] God never intended for Christianity to be a thing. He specifically created Atheists to try and stop people from worshipping him.	19
[WP] Everyone in the world is blind. Our eyes are just vestigial. We understand that we're lacking a sense that most other creatures have. Except you. You actually have sight.	15
[WP] When God finally properly reveals himself, it turns out that God is actually an outlaw for creating a sub-universe. He tries to explain why the sky is falling.	14
[WP] You are a child prodigy. You can answer any mathematical question given to you. Math teachers are obsessed with you. Not because of the answers. Because you can't show any working out.	13