/u/takaperoinen-miete's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP]: You died, but went to Heaven. The angels are friendly, and the only unsettling thing are the creatures that sometimes try to snatch you away from them. The angels say that they are liars, fallen sinners here to tempt you. They seem very human, exactly like you.
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[WP]: "This is completely typical for the season", you lie to your horrified guests as you wipe unicorn blood off your windshield. Thankfully they believe it. Eventually they're going to stop accepting "this is just how things are in Europe" as an explanation to everything.
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[WP]: At the age of 12 you made three wishes to a genie, and were disappointed when they didn't come true. You forgot all about it. Now, at the age of 26, they're all coming true. It's a nightmare.
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[WP]: For the past three years, you have been waging a small personal war with the guy who keeps using a drone to steal your lawn gnomes.
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[WP]: You're an ancient demon who was just summoned by an ordinary grandmother. She didn't mean to, she's just trying to use the printer and she just can't figure out how to make this darn machine do what she wants it to.
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[WP]: There is a "fight club" app where people can find people to meet up and physically fight them. You don't have it, but someone keeps catfishing people there using your pictures.
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[WP]: There's a highly powerful wizard in your neighbourhood. He doesn't kill or even harm, but people still fear to wrong him. Once your dog escaped and pooped on his yard, so the wizard taught her how to beatbox. She is unspeakably annoying now.
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[WP]: You are HeroMan, the mysterious hero with the strength of 25 gorillas, the reflexes of a 1975 Ford Pinto, the patience of a capybara, and a really, really weird narrator.
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[WP]: You’ve been arrested for 36 times now. They always have to let you go, you’ve technically speaking never broken any laws. There’s nothing you can do. You just can’t help always seeming extremely suspicious.
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