/u/takaperoinen-miete's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP]: You are the reason why the fey, demons and djinn - essentially all who make pacts with humans - no longer make contracts with lawyers.
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[WP]: You are a masterful thief who retired after succeeding in the biggest heist of your life. Nostalgic of your beginning days as a humble pickpocket, you now entertain yourself by doing the opposite: Sneakily slipping random items into peoples' pockets, purses and wallets.
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[WP]: Your master chose you for your role because you're deaf, mute, an idiot, and absolutely loyal to him. What he doesn't know is that you're none of those.
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[WP]: There are three layers to the problem at hand: The alien species' young look identical to adult humans. Neither humans now adult aliens can tell the two apart. And lastly: The alien children find this hilarious.
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[WP]: Humans aren't particularly smart, strong, fast, diplomatic, warlike, or even artistic, when compared to any other advanced life form. What humans are is hard to kill and harder to discourage.
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[WP]: The demons of your past follow with you as you move into a house that is haunted by a vengeful spirit. You wake up to them brawling in the kitchen as 3 AM. It turns out ghosts are very territorial.
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[WP]: You discover the goddess of irritations and small inconveniences. She doesn’t CAUSE them, they happen to HER. You also discover that you are effectively immortal, for as long as your existence annoys her.
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[WP]: Fairytale magic works, and you did manage to turn a swan into a woman who will now be your wife. Unfortunately swans are more than just sleek and graceful. She's big, beefy and will brawl absolutely anyone.
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[WP]: Souls are for sale, and they fetch a great price. Few know that souls DO grow back, but it takes time, care, patience and kindness. Those who lost their souls can heal, regain a new soul. Ready to be reaped again.
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