/u/takaperoinen-miete's posts
[WP]: You have just challenged someone into a duel. While the man who insulted you is hardly a gentleman, as the challengee, he gets to pick the weapon. He chooses squirrels. You thought you misheard or misunderstood, but you did not. This madman really means to kill you with a rodent.
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[WP]: Your brother and his personal nemesis are probably the only two people on the planet who are extra and dramatic enough to enjoy having an arc enemy - and they seem to be having a blast.
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[WP]: As the world collapses, the rich who hired you to guard the doors of their doomsday vault really thought their money still has any value. You, however, have a family. And a gun.
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[WP]: Returning from the war, you decide to steal the sword and name of this dead guy, and start a new life. You accidentally end up in his home, to his family. All of them know you’re not him, but don’t seem to mind.
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[WP]: They've discovered a way to cancel all marks of ageing, now people simply drop dead as they reach 150, still looking exactly the same as they did at 18. Young people have to compete with them for everything.
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[WP]: You took in a litter of foster puppies after they lost their mother. Their mother doesn't trust you, she lingers. You are being haunted by a very good girl.
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[WP]: In a way, the mafia works like a farm: Every person has their own role and does their own duty, whether to produce, guard, or provide. You, the cat, mainly catch rats and annoy the shit out of the boss.
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[WP]: Becoming aware that you are fictional wasn’t bad enough. On atop of that you’re not even in the REAL story, you’re in poorly written fanfiction.
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[WP]: You talked yourself out of an arrest by praising the officer's devotion to his job, you talked yourself out of a mugging by complimenting the robber's character. You are the Flatterer, and you can sweet talk your way out of anything.
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