/u/takaperoinen-miete's posts
[WP]: You have met the most amazing person, the love of your life. One day, just when you're about to kiss, a harpy sticks her head in through your window and yells: "HEY! The deal clearly said, 'no seduction'!"
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[WP]: One night, you hear a THUD and a window rattles. You wonder what bird could be flying around at this time of the night, go on the porch to see it, and discover a moth the size of a cat.
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[WP]: You've been breaking into the confession booth and impersonating a priest for some time now. Mostly to hear the colourful and bizarre confessions of one sinner in particular.
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[WP]: There's no such thing as "dark magic". Well, there IS, but there's nothing inherently unnatural or wicked about it, some people are born with the tendency to it, like being left-handed. All the problems start with superstition.
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[WP]: You weren't happy about being expected to babysit your cousins. They wanted to go to the backyard to play Space Wizards Destroy The Centaur Planet. You were indifferent, but it's been 3 hours and by now you are seriously invested in the plot.
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[WP]: Mortals used to be proper. They used to be simple, humble, easily fightened. Even the most stubborn could be broken into grudging, resentful servitude. But your new thrall has no respect, is impossible to get rid of, and keeps calling you ”daddy”.
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[WP]: Zombies can and do happen, but a vaccine was developed quickly, and now the few, isolated cases who do get infected are rendered essentially harmless by herd immunity.
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[WP]: You wake up in the morning to find amphetamine-pumped Mothman calculating wild and complex algebra all over your walls. Your house has been possessed by the myth math meth moth.
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[WP]: "Do you know the difference between respecting someone... and honouring them?" the man asked, still wielding a rubber chicken like a sword
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[WP]: In the schools of heroes, the children are assigned quickly: to the stone and the blade. The blades are cultivated, raised towards success. The whetstones are tolerated, their presence is mainly meant to hone the blades to be better and sharper. You were classified wrong.
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