/u/takaperoinen-miete's posts
[WP]: You're a world-famous abstract sculptor, and only now at the age of 36 found out the truth: People aren't paying high prices for them because of your talent - your mom sells them as a money laundering front.
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[WP]: You are ancient and immortal, immune to ageing and most kinds of injury. You've been around since the Byzantine era, you speak so many dead languages it's hard to keep up. Unfortunately, you're stuck appearing 14.
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[WP]: There has been a murder in the clown college. All of the witnesses refuse to testify, and they keep finding more creative ways to show their contempt of court.
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[WP]: Leading people is like training dogs - you can't just make them do what YOU want them to do if they don't want to. You find a guard dog to guard, a retriever to fetch, a shepherd to herd. And you have just found an excellent bull to set loose in a china shop.
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[WP]: You wake up to 23 estonian university students throwing a party in your house. You have no idea how they got in. Your dog likes them. Your town doesn’t even have an university.
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[WP]: And just when you thought your day couldn’t get any worse, your boss recognises you as you run down the street, pursued by a flock of growling and barking parrots
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[WP]: Most villains deliberately set themselves up for failure, they don't intend to win. They make themselves hurt people for self-sabotaged causes they didn't plan for. You're not a hero, you are a therapist who specifies in problematic patients like these.
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[WP]: You have just discovered this thing apparently called "money". You don't know what it does, yet, but apparently these humans will do almost anything to obtain it.
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[WP]: You kiss a frog for some bizarre reason, perhaps on a whim. The frog turns into a beautiful young man who instantly curses you out and demands you undo that RIGHT NOW.
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