/u/takaperoinen-miete's posts
[RF]: Somebody has been shoving frozen herrings down your mail slot for weeks now. Today you catch the culprit.
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[WP]: To oppose the hero, the Evil also picks a random teenager as a Chosen One to combat their cause. They're not thrilled about that, either.
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[WP]: After your parents have passed, you find a box of old documents and certificates of their and your life. Browsing through them, you suddenly realise that none of the numbers are adding up. Not even the date on your birth certificate and your real age.
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[WP]: It turns out ”you can’t use a love potion to love yourself” isn’t because it’s strictly impossible. But there’s a reason why it’s illegal.
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[WP]: "I get it", the man hissed at you. "You're doing your thing again. You mock us, you TAUNT us by feigning ignorance, by playing the fool, an idiot." You say nothing. You honest-to-god have no idea who the hell this guy is.
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[WP]: Very few people truly believe in gods or want to respect them with their prayers and worship. Honouring the gods is mainly a convenient excuse to throw elaborate parties and build cool stuff like temples. The gods know this, and they hate it.
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[WP]: At birth you were given the Curse of Drama, no matter what you are compelled to do everything the most dramatic way possible.
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[WP]: For some reason, the world you know works on musical logic, and nobody else seems to find it weird or at least aknowledge it. You overhear your best friend’s uncle doing his Villain Song when he thinks he’s alone.
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[WP]: The nobility are freed from paying taxes, but you traded this privilege for the right to openly insult the King to his face. Everyone thought you were an idiot before seeing you in action.
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