/u/takaperoinen-miete's posts
[WP] All your life you've suffered from sleep paralysis. Everyone else tells you stories of the frightening creatures they see. The only one you've ever seen is a regular, ordinary woman, who always looks at you with a face full of sorrow.
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[WP]: Petting zoos become a norm in the universe. Humans gather in them because they find petting other creatures pleasant and relaxing, and other creatures come to them because being petted by humans feels strangely nice.
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[WP]: You work in a research facility. One day you get to work, go to the lab, but nothing is working. The mice you experiment on have unionised.
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[WP]: You accepted a job offer abroad two years ago, and this whole time you've thought your co-workers have a grudging respect for your brutal honesty. It turns out that in their culture, open insults are considered flattery, and you are known as the worst suck-up in the office.
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[WP]: You and your gang make a living scamming wealthy older women. You're the 'face' of the team, because you're charming, attractive, well-spoken pretty boy. But this time the team screwed up - the target of today's con is your mom.
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[WP]: Somehow, your neighbour crashing into your wall and breaking through headfirst did not turn out to be the worst or weirdest thing that happened to you today.
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[WP]: First the gangs started taking along some witty smartmouth just to trash-talk their rivals during fights. Then their hilarious insults started getting more attention than the actual battle. Now you just let the jesters roast each other to settle feuds.
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[WP]: Somehow, your mom has been blocked, banned, blacklisted and added to the no-contact list of every supernatural being. Demons, faeries, witches, NOBODY who has dealt with her before will deal with her again.
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