/u/takaperoinen-miete's posts
[WP]: You play matchmaker between villains and their henchmen - stupid mooks to idiot brutes, sophisticated assassins to the insidious schemers, you arrange wonderful contracts between the very best of the very worst.
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[WP]: "Don't worry, I've built an immunity over the years", your rescuer says, casually plucking one of the animal tranquilizer needles off his arm.
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Once people invented firearms and other ways to weaponise gunpowder, what limited their spread the most?
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[WP]: A wild, compulsive liar's wildly exaggerated story of how and why he was late for work this morning.
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[WP]: As people's life expectancy keeps stretching longer and longer, so does cultural concept of youth and adolescence. You are 58, and your 25-year-old son has just run away from home.
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[WP]: Something threw you from this universe to a rather cartoonish reality. Knowing all the tropes, you manage to gain power, but justice prevails, your henchmen are still idiots, the wide-eyes heroes still evade your traps by pure luck...
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[WP]: You wake up in your car to the sound of an alligator hitting your windshield. From there, your day just gets worse.
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[WP]: You kneel down to study the crime scene. The soil has been tossed around haphazardly, the rickety shovel was broken halfway through and used as a spade for the rest of the way. There's a puddle of horror-struck vomit on the side. Whoever these grave robbers were, they were absolute amateurs.
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