/u/takaperoinen-miete's posts
[WP]: Good news is, they found your dad, he's alive and well. Unfortunately, he has the police and two criminal organisations after him, "BAD SANTA" tattooed across his chest, and zero recollection of the bender that got him here.
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[WP]: The engine that runs on human hope was a groundbreaking innovation, but it does have a risk: if the engine starts coughing and you run out of hope in the middle of nowhere, you’re pretty much screwed.
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[WP]: Being a horrible, absolute coward strangely enough makes you an excellent assassin, leaving nothing to chance. You always get the job done, mainly because you fear your master more than anything else.
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[WP]: Simultaneously, the spirit of a dead ancestor and a time traveller who looks like you appear, just in time to stop you from trying out a new way to dye marmot pelts.
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[WP]: A witch has cursed you - every time you do something that annoys her, you turn an inch shorter.
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[WP]: This is a place of the most bitter poverty - the only amusements that the people here can afford are lying and gambling - and you, particularly, offer the nicest lies.
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[WP]: Almost all intelligent, social species learn about each other through memes. They are translated from one form to another to encourage interaction. An unhuman friend timidly approaches you, asking if she could have a taste of one of humanity's most elusive treasures: the Night Water.
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