/u/takaperoinen-miete's posts
[WP]: There's a new drug commonly called "autopilot". When you're on it, you do all the things that are natural to you and expected of you, without even thinking. You wake up with no memory of any of it.
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[WP]: "Okay, look", said the bank robber, putting down the baby alligator. "I know you're probably thinking I'm some kind of crazy person who does stuff like this all day every day. I'm honestly not expecting you to believe I'm just having one singular really, REALLY bad day."
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[WP]: A fisher, a bounty hunter, a mysterious stranger, and a guy who just got dumped all sit at a bar, talking about "the one that got away", not realising they're all talking about completely different things.
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[WP]: You are a simple farmer, tending to your sheep and your turnips, raising a family. Unfortunately, as a teenager your brother ran off to become a Dragon Warrior or something like that, swinging a sword and causing problems. Now there's always some dramatic nonsense around when he visits home.
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[WP]: Your grandfather is the kindest, gentlest, most patient person you've ever known. Nobody in the family can recall him EVER losing his patience, or having a bad word to say about anyone. One day, one name makes him perk up and mutter "...Should've killed that fucker when I had the chance."
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[WP]: A demon possesses you out of nowhere. ”Shh”, she whispers inside your head. ”We are playing hide and seek.”
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[WP]: Flea markets are full of great finds that nobody else has appreciated enough: Nice tea sets, awesome wall decorations, a 34-year-old single mother who will absolutely fight people when provoked.
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[WP]: You don't live a double-life, you've got a triple identity: One as a masked local vigilante, one as a regular mild-mannered plumber, and one as an anonymous conspiracy theorist going around claiming that this vigilante is actually a local plumber.
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[WP]: Names have meanings here, though they don't translate very well to any language you know. You've met a woman named The Cat Who Chased A Bear Up A Tree. You're about to find out why she's named that.
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