/u/takaperoinen-miete's posts
[WP]: You made a regrettable wish to a genie and can now understand the speech of animals, but can't speak to them. You meant to undo the wish but you've been eavesdropping the animals at the trash cans under your window, and you're now invested in their drama.
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[WP]: You rent romantic horse carriage rides for tourists, weddings and so on, and occasionally drive the carriage yourself. One day a customer calls you: "Give me the shittiest, most rickety carriage you can find, and the meanest horse you have. The worst. I'm talking nightmare fuel."
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[WP]: The most oblivious, un-observant man in the world has died and gone to Hell. Demons are making bets on how long it will take for him to notice it.
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[WP]: You died, but went to Heaven. The angels are friendly, and the only unsettling thing are the creatures that sometimes try to snatch you away from them. The angels say that they are liars, fallen sinners here to tempt you. They seem very human, exactly like you.
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[WP]: "This is completely typical for the season", you lie to your horrified guests as you wipe unicorn blood off your windshield. Thankfully they believe it. Eventually they're going to stop accepting "this is just how things are in Europe" as an explanation to everything.
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[WP]: At the age of 12 you made three wishes to a genie, and were disappointed when they didn't come true. You forgot all about it. Now, at the age of 26, they're all coming true. It's a nightmare.
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[WP]: For the past three years, you have been waging a small personal war with the guy who keeps using a drone to steal your lawn gnomes.
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[WP]: You're an ancient demon who was just summoned by an ordinary grandmother. She didn't mean to, she's just trying to use the printer and she just can't figure out how to make this darn machine do what she wants it to.
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[WP]: There's a highly powerful wizard in your neighbourhood. He doesn't kill or even harm, but people still fear to wrong him. Once your dog escaped and pooped on his yard, so the wizard taught her how to beatbox. She is unspeakably annoying now.
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