/u/takaperoinen-miete's posts
[WP]: You are HeroMan, the mysterious hero with the strength of 25 gorillas, the reflexes of a 1975 Ford Pinto, the patience of a capybara, and a really, really weird narrator.
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[WP]: You’ve been arrested for 36 times now. They always have to let you go, you’ve technically speaking never broken any laws. There’s nothing you can do. You just can’t help always seeming extremely suspicious.
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[WP]: You summon nightmares. Your girlfriend raises the dead. One of you can heal himself by injuring outers. With skills like these, it’s really hard to be a team of heroes.
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[WP]: You are the reason why the fey, demons and djinn - essentially all who make pacts with humans - no longer make contracts with lawyers.
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[WP]: Your master chose you for your role because you're deaf, mute, an idiot, and absolutely loyal to him. What he doesn't know is that you're none of those.
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[WP]: You are a masterful thief who retired after succeeding in the biggest heist of your life. Nostalgic of your beginning days as a humble pickpocket, you now entertain yourself by doing the opposite: Sneakily slipping random items into peoples' pockets, purses and wallets.
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[WP]: There are three layers to the problem at hand: The alien species' young look identical to adult humans. Neither humans now adult aliens can tell the two apart. And lastly: The alien children find this hilarious.
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[WP]: Humans aren't particularly smart, strong, fast, diplomatic, warlike, or even artistic, when compared to any other advanced life form. What humans are is hard to kill and harder to discourage.
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[WP]: The demons of your past follow with you as you move into a house that is haunted by a vengeful spirit. You wake up to them brawling in the kitchen as 3 AM. It turns out ghosts are very territorial.
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