/u/tallmanbigboy's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] The Elder Gods have awoken from their slumber, but instead of causing havoc and destroying the world, they become more focused on winning bingo, talking about the good old days, and complaining about all those young kids on their phones.
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[WP] Your job is to contain the Old Gods and keep them from destroying all of humanity. But instead of using violence or magic to stop them, you use your words. You are The Therapist.
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[WP] You are not the chosen one, or the heir to the kingdom, but hey, that sword in the rock looked really cool, and you had your hammer and chisel on you...
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[WP] You can tell the age of any object just by looking at it. Then one day you go to the Smithsonian, and look at the dinosaur bones. 2 weeks is the age for every single one.
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[WP] After you get a mysterious update on your phone, you find that your music library has expanded. All songs from all time, including the future, are now at your disposal. In some of the future songs, however, you are getting mentioned.
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[WP] You’re a super-villain, and you really love your job. Your arch-nemesis, the superhero of the city, also really loves their job. Honestly you both like what you do a little too much.
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[WP] Your superpower: The ability to walk on water. An enemy of yours manages to capture you, and drops you into the middle of the Pacific, miles of ocean surrounding you. This is your long walk to land.
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[WP] You wake up in the middle of your surgery. When you look down you see that the doctors aren’t removing your liver, they’re replacing electronic parts.
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