/u/tamarche's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] During the alien invasion, you discover they are weak to dad jokes as their brains can't handle the dual meanings. You lead the dad brigade.
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[WP] You have the ability to swap bodies for 24 hours with anyone you meet. However, if you switch with your soulmate, its a permanent change.
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[WP] You adopted a mute parrot and after a few weeks of trust building, it begins to talk to you. After many conversations, you're pretty sure that this parrot is... special.
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[WP] You are the world's deadliest assassin. Every month when the moon is full, you suffer from a condition where you transform into a sub-par standup comedian.
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[WP] You finally succeeded in creating a species-specific enchantment to make your chicken lay golden eggs. Your curiosity gets the best of you and you set off to see what a dragon would lay.
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[WP] You are the city's most beloved superhero. Everyone, both villain and citizen alike, has been diligently pretending they don't know your secret identity.
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[WP] After your century long slumber, you take your human form and awake to your assistant smiling proudly. They have invested all your fortunes into freeing the Nigerian Prince who needed help.
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[WP] You have been tracking a serial killer and you witness every murder. You want to go to the police but the next day, the victim is always completely fine.
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