/u/thatEMSguy's posts
[WP] Every "walks into a bar" joke occurs in a single bar. You're the bartender and your shift just started.
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[WP] you’re the leader of the last of your species. You’re traveling through space looking for a new home in your ship that’s camouflaged to look like an asteroid and it’s moon. Your ship was just hit by an alien craft going 14,000 miles per hour.
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[WP] Frankenstein is a detective trying to solve the murder of all his parts. (Credit: Blaine Capatch, Twitter)
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[WP] your favorite comic book hero stumbles into the last 15 minutes of your favorite cheesy horror movie.
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[WP] The most decorated and successful under cover Soviet Union spy is revealed to be Yakov Smirnoff
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