/u/thaumic_scientist's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "If I would kill you, then I wouldnt be any better than y...." "Are you serious? You just broke into my hideout and slaughtered 90% of my henchmen! At this point you caused more deaths than I have!"
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[WP] You are a villain that went back in time to prevent the birth of the hero. However you quickly realised that a peaceful life in the past is right up your alley and you quickly settled down. A few years pass but you cant shake the fealing that your son reminds you of someone.
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[WP] Usually, being immortal is quite boring. However being one of Jigsaws victims has been the most fun you've had in eons!
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[WP] Human sacrifices are relatively common as a tribute to the gods. However you really dont know who has been stupid enough to offer a slave to you, the god of the oppressed.
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[WP] You are one of the last police officers able to deal with rampant superheroes and villains alike. Your superpower? Enforcing the laws of physics.
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[WP] Superpowers are actually quite common, it's just sad that all weilders die almost immediately after aquiring their power. I mean, what do you expect when you wake up one day and your eyes shoot laser beams?
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[WP] Most gods are uniting in a desperate fight for survival. Against whom? The god of ants of course, after all it has the most followers of them all.
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[WP] Dungeons for dummies, Chapter 1: Why placing the boss monster in the beginning is a good idea and other ways to stop adventurers from growing stronger during the invasion.
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[WP] Out of all the species in the universe, humankind is the only one that uses a calendar that is counting up, instead of down...
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