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[WP] After being killed in a Black Friday stampede, you’re sent to hell. The devil offers to let you be in charge of torturing your fellow mankind, expecting you to refuse like all the others. Except the devil doesn’t realize you’ve worked retail for 15yrs.

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[WP] Every 1 billion deaths, a new grim reaper is chosen. That time has come and the new reaper is Samuel L. Jackson.

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[WP] Everybody is born with markings on their body. Some are prophecies but most are just character traits. You're born with nothing on you.

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[WP] You’re immortal. You’ve used this to shape the world from the shadows for several millennia; coups, wars, and genocides to migrations and settlements, you had your hand in it. Now your biggest competitor, the Vatican has finally caught you.

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[WP] “And behold, the star that they had seen when it rose went before them until it came to rest over the place where the child was.” Except it wasn’t a star. It was Kevin, the intern who forgot to turn off the spotlight on the anthropological research ship.

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[WP] While vacationing with your family at a Midwest lake, you find an object from a bygone era.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] After being killed in a Black Friday stampede, you’re sent to hell. The devil offers to let you be in charge of torturing your fellow mankind, expecting you to refuse like all the others. Except the devil doesn’t realize you’ve worked retail for 15yrs.	17342
[WP] Every 1 billion deaths, a new grim reaper is chosen. That time has come and the new reaper is Samuel L. Jackson.	142
[WP] Everybody is born with markings on their body. Some are prophecies but most are just character traits. You're born with nothing on you.	41
[WP] You’re immortal. You’ve used this to shape the world from the shadows for several millennia; coups, wars, and genocides to migrations and settlements, you had your hand in it. Now your biggest competitor, the Vatican has finally caught you.	13
[WP] “And behold, the star that they had seen when it rose went before them until it came to rest over the place where the child was.” Except it wasn’t a star. It was Kevin, the intern who forgot to turn off the spotlight on the anthropological research ship.	9
[WP] While vacationing with your family at a Midwest lake, you find an object from a bygone era.	1