/u/thecuriousdeadcat's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The judge ruled that for the rest of my life I was not to go within a hundred feet of a living, breathing child.

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"Please Blue Fairy," Pinocchio begged, "I wish to fit in with all the other boys.

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The farmer spent his life nurturing his livestock, only to butcher and devour them later on.

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The whole family traveled to Switzerland to help my elderly grandmother end her life.

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I've discovered one of the good things about war is that

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She started to suspect her child may have super powers...

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I had babysat the little girl tucked in my arms for the better part of 16 months, and in all that time I gotten to know her quite well.

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My mother asked me what was wrong when I came in the door crying, so I told her about the kids at school who called me ugly and stupid.

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The only thing for certain in life is death and taxes.

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As I held the man - the 205th victim of the illness - and watched him pass, I could only muster fear.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The judge ruled that for the rest of my life I was not to go within a hundred feet of a living, breathing child.	761
"Please Blue Fairy," Pinocchio begged, "I wish to fit in with all the other boys.	643
The farmer spent his life nurturing his livestock, only to butcher and devour them later on.	564
The whole family traveled to Switzerland to help my elderly grandmother end her life.	440
I've discovered one of the good things about war is that	373
She started to suspect her child may have super powers...	349
I had babysat the little girl tucked in my arms for the better part of 16 months, and in all that time I gotten to know her quite well.	332
My mother asked me what was wrong when I came in the door crying, so I told her about the kids at school who called me ugly and stupid.	327
The only thing for certain in life is death and taxes.	263
As I held the man - the 205th victim of the illness - and watched him pass, I could only muster fear.	248