/u/thedafthatter's posts
[WP] Breaking into the villain's lair they encounter a prisoner sitting in a living room in sipping hot chocolate reading a book. The hero immediately grabs them flying away to the police station. "You are free now!" "Free? You just kidnapped me from my own home! My spouse is going to kill you!"
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[WP] Being the last kid at the orphanage sucks watching every other kid get adopted over you. Just when you think some rich Batman type comes to adopt you it's really a super villain looking for their heir to their multi millions empire and rule the world with them.
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[WP] Depressed after your hero moved away to be closer to family you decide to browse craigslist for a good deal on cheap furniture after a long day of being evil you come across a post titled: Dear Craigslist, seeking mortal foe with a secret identity that nobody can know. Now hiring inquire Within
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[WP] The scourge of the land, you burn many a town in your wake but one day to your horror you arise to find a hoard of refugees outside your evil lair, refugees of all the towns you burned demanding food and shelter.
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[WP] You are a human with dwarfism with a majestic beard. You live in a village of other humans who treat you like them but when the local dwarf clan comes to town for supplies they accidentally bring you back to their mountain home thinking you are one of them who had gone missing awhile back.
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[WP] You got a new job downtown, you sell hero insurance in a world full of heroes and villains. Some flying hero crashed through your client's roof.
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[WP] "Happy birthday... to me." I cried sitting at home alone. No one remembered my birthday, no one answered the phone, all I got was an apology from my partner and a half assed happy birthday when they stopped by my work to get a coffee.
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