/u/thenewyorkgod's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"What the hell kind of parent would leave a baby alone in a car seat when its 95 degrees outside?" I thought as I looked through the car window

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We all remember the horror we felt when we momentarily got separated from our parents in the grocery store as a young child

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“Honey, little Timmy clogged the toilet again!”

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“I am pleased to report that your son’s surgery was a success and he’ll never stutter again” reported the surgeon to the relieved parents

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"Honey, are you sure getting our son circumcised is the right decision?"

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"Finally" I exclaimed to my husband, "The adoption has been approved!"

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My little one was peeing in the house and destroying the furniture so I reluctantly brought him in to be put to sleep.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.

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"Honey. We've waited long enough for profits and I am selling our 100 BTC"

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After five years on the heart transplant list, I was so excited that my estranged twin brother was finally driving cross country to see me

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"What the hell kind of parent would leave a baby alone in a car seat when its 95 degrees outside?" I thought as I looked through the car window	1050
We all remember the horror we felt when we momentarily got separated from our parents in the grocery store as a young child	233
“Honey, little Timmy clogged the toilet again!”	67
“I am pleased to report that your son’s surgery was a success and he’ll never stutter again” reported the surgeon to the relieved parents	53
"Honey, are you sure getting our son circumcised is the right decision?"	37
"Finally" I exclaimed to my husband, "The adoption has been approved!"	25
My little one was peeing in the house and destroying the furniture so I reluctantly brought him in to be put to sleep.	12
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.	1
"Honey. We've waited long enough for profits and I am selling our 100 BTC"	1
After five years on the heart transplant list, I was so excited that my estranged twin brother was finally driving cross country to see me	1