/u/thestuffedalligator's posts
[WP] Whenever you speak, people hear you speaking in their native language. Most people are surprised and delighted. The cashier at McDonalds you've just talked to is horrified. "Nobody's spoken that language in thousands of years."
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[WP] As you and your adventuring party make camp for the night, you hear rustling in a nearby bush. When you take a peek, you find a band of pixies who've been following your party. They've written a lot of fanfiction about your party. One of them is wearing a tiny cosplay version of your armour
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[WP] You've been sent into an alternate dimension where music is magic: choirs can change the weather and orchestras can topple castle walls. With your digital music device (iPhone, MP3 player, whichever), you've just become the most powerful wizard in the world.
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[EU] One night, your two-year-old daughter disappears. A few days later, she miraculously shows up in her bedroom again. From her babble, it sounds like she spent the time away with a big blue kitty and someone named "Mike Wazowski"
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[EU] "Yosemite" Sam, a cowboy from California, Elmer Fudd, a hunter with a speech impediment, and "Blacque" Jacque Shellacque, a trapper from Quebec, are hired to kill one creature: a Native American rabbit god. Of course you realize, this means war
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[EU] According to Bible chronology, Noah's flood happened 4,300 years ago. According to Tolkien, LOTR happened 6,000 years ago. One morning, a Hobbit notices that it's been raining a lot lately.
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[WP] Every now and then, after he talks to his ravens about who has been naughty and who has been nice, and when he watches the Ljósálfar build his toys, Santa Claus misses the time when he was called Odin
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[WP] Phobos, the god of fear, has many children, each representing a different fear. His oldest children are Nyctophobia, the fear of the dark, and Thanatophobia, the fear of death. You are Arachibutyrophobia, the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth
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[EU] After your daughter comes back from kindergarten crying about the other kids in her class, you decide to help her make a friend. Because if the Frankenstein family is good at anything, it's "making" friends
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