/u/thesurlyengineer's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] In an effort to protect your innocence when you were young, your parents told you that heroin, cocaine, etc. were just flavors of ice cream. Now you're a notorious drug trafficker rising through the ranks of a cartel, but no one has ever corrected your understanding of what the product is.
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[WP] Several centuries after the decline of the American Empire, you, the stressed-out author of an eighth grade ancient history textbook, must reduce its entire history to a paragraph.
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[WP] Through a whacky accident of timing and a previously undiscovered loophole in the new testament, you find out on the eve of your Bar Mitzvah that you've been elected Pope.
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[WP] Through a whacky accident of timing and a previously undiscovered loophole in the new testament, you find out on the eve of your Bar Mitzvah that you've been elected Pope.
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You wake up one morning and reach for the snooze button on your clock. You notice a new button has appeared labelled "rewind".
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[WP] Through a whacky accident of timing and a previously undiscovered loophole in the new testament, you find out on the eve of your Bar Mitzvah that you've been elected Pope.
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