/u/thisismycuntaccount's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Nobody has died in at least 12 hours. There have been situations where people should have, of course, with accidents, really awkward assassination attempts, and confused murders. You are a paramedic on duty when everything started to happen ..
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[WP] You're almost certain that the person you're interviewing for the open position is actually a dozen or so tiny aliens stood on each other's shoulders.
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[WP] Matt Damon needs to be rescued a lot in his movies. Give an exciting account of one such rescue from something extremely mundane.
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[WP] The Eldest Living Person dies & the title passes on to the next person, who happens to have killed off the most recent holder. Now their own lives are in danger, as the secret society of geriatric assassins is fresh on their tail ...
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[WP] You are an intern in a mental institute and have only just gotten used to the crackpots and crazies that you encounter on a daily basis. However you slowly begin to realize that one of them is actually telling the truth and is so much worse than you could ever have realized.
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[WP] Galileo really would like it if time travellers would kindly stop pestering him all the time, thanking you very much
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[WP] You are a teacher in a school and you're expecting a new arrival to your class. As his first day progresses, you're becoming more and more certain that there's something unearthly about this teenager ...
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[WP] For years multiplayer FPS games have been used to recruit and prepare people for an upcoming war. War has come and now the military has found itself with an army full of ... 13-year-old kids and neckbeards. As fighting commences, a battlecry rings out; "I fucked your mom!"
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