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I noticed one of my neighbor’s car truck was opened and went to tell them rang the doorbell heard shouting before someone opened and thank me.
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I’ve finally had it with our neighbor complaining about our dog howling at night despite me telling him multiple times we don’t have one. So I had my wife go talk to him the next week, now we don’t have to worry about anymore complaints on a full moon night.
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I was too distracted petting the little stray kitten in front of me to notice the shadowy figure creep up behind me.
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I was trying to sleep but a dog was barking outside my window and my sister was trying to wake me up to feed him. But I don’t have a dog and my sister died 10 years ago.
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I was talking with my boyfriend while my 5 yrld sister played with her imaginary friend when she came up to me saying her ‘friend’ asked if my boyfriend could come over. But I never told her I had a boyfriend and he wasn’t any of my friends she knew “So how did she even know his name?”
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