/u/timeshaper's posts
[WP] Two feds knock on the door. They ask for the whereabouts of your wife. She's traveling. They inform you she is the greatest thief in the history of man. They show photos of your wife stealing priceless artifacts wearing a red trench coat and a huge red hat. Where in the world is she?
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[WP] You are a marriage counsellor specializing in volatile relationships. You think your latest couple is a typical horror relationship but you're unaware that they're actually stressed out superheroes.
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I know he's of an age, but my son hasn't looked me in the eyes or spoken one darn word to be in nearly a month.
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[WP] Your dreams always come true. Literally. It used to be minor things like what someone would wear. Over time the predictions got bigger, more involved, and still accurate. Last night you had the most terrifying nightmare of your life.
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[WP] The humans were supposed to be easily conquered. No space weaponry, no force fields. We had no intel on their defenders, an eclectic team of AI's called "The Internet". Losses are estimated to be 80 percent and rising.
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While I held the unconscious McKeighley Kinzie down and slowly peeled off her face I could only think about how she'd never bully my little girl, or anyone else, again.
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[WP] After dying of old age you are reincarnated. However, due to a clerical error your soul has been sent back in time with your memories intact. You wake up to find you are your own child.
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[WP] You find a half burned book next to your bed. It's incomplete but the legible pages clearly detail your entire life. Turning frantically you see the moment you find this book. Beyond that it is burned except for a passage about your arrest for murdering 57 people. It's dated next Tuesday.
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[WP] The aliens broke through our defenses and cracked all of our cryptographic ciphers easily. They even knew Morse Code. We were crippled until someone stumbled upon communications that just didn't understand. Now it's time to save the world & win this war using 20th century Pop Culture references
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