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[WP] The inevitable Flappy Bird Movie has been greenlit, and you, a struggling screenwriter, have been given the opportunity to pen the script. Everyone expects the movie to tank, taking your career with it. You, however, have a plot idea that will turn the film into a masterpiece.

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[WP] In America, more than two people are killed every year by a vending machine. But what they didn’t tell you is that it’s the same vending machine...

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[WP] You are a Squib who mastered a vast repertoire of Muggle magic tricks to finagle Hogwarts into sending you a letter. Everything goes smoothly, until it is time for the Sorting Ceremony...

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[WP] You are a 4600-year-old bristlecone pine tree in Utah, USA. One day, you decide to tell your life story to a lumberjack who comes to cut you down.

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[WP] You are Ross, the largest Friend. One day, realising you are the largest, you decide to eat the other five. However, things don’t quite go as planned...

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[WP] You have to write a fantasy story involving a wizard, a witch, a dwarf and a troll. You come through with a story about a high-ranking KKK member, your ex-girlfriend, a little person, and an internet neckbeard.

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[WP] The inevitable Flappy Bird Movie has been greenlit, and you, a struggling screenwriter, have been given the opportunity to pen the script. Everyone expects the movie to tank, taking your career with it. You, however, have a plot idea that will turn the film into a masterpiece.	6416
[WP] In America, more than two people are killed every year by a vending machine. But what they didn’t tell you is that it’s the same vending machine...	3268
[WP] You are a Squib who mastered a vast repertoire of Muggle magic tricks to finagle Hogwarts into sending you a letter. Everything goes smoothly, until it is time for the Sorting Ceremony...	1492
[WP] You are a 4600-year-old bristlecone pine tree in Utah, USA. One day, you decide to tell your life story to a lumberjack who comes to cut you down.	170
[WP] You are Ross, the largest Friend. One day, realising you are the largest, you decide to eat the other five. However, things don’t quite go as planned...	39
[WP] You have to write a fantasy story involving a wizard, a witch, a dwarf and a troll. You come through with a story about a high-ranking KKK member, your ex-girlfriend, a little person, and an internet neckbeard.	3