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I had scoffed at my professors theory that there were multiple universes and our dreams are a window to them.

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My 19 year old girlfriend has the body of a 10 year old.

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The old wizard was curious as to how a battle between a powerful vampire and a powerful angel would go.

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Would you like to meet my children?

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The landlord doesn't want pets in the house but we don't care.

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I slammed into the corner and coughed up blood.

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My science teacher was a total dweeb, we mocked him all the time.

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Have you ever wondered what might terrify the things that go bump in the night?

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You know what really bites my butt?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Sorry doctor, it looks like this batch has failed too.	5
I had scoffed at my professors theory that there were multiple universes and our dreams are a window to them.	5
My 19 year old girlfriend has the body of a 10 year old.	5
The old wizard was curious as to how a battle between a powerful vampire and a powerful angel would go.	5
Would you like to meet my children?	5
The landlord doesn't want pets in the house but we don't care.	5
I slammed into the corner and coughed up blood.	4
My science teacher was a total dweeb, we mocked him all the time.	4
Have you ever wondered what might terrify the things that go bump in the night?	3
You know what really bites my butt?	3