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Jesus Phil, that sick basterd is a genius when it comes to traps.

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Lately I've had horrible diarrhea and stomach pain, it seems to have passed though.

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Sometimes you just have to throw something at the problem and hope it sticks.

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Our government finally figured out how to make the von Neumann probes work.

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They beat me, kicked me, and framed me for crimes someone else committed.

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Lying in the bathroom in a pool of blood it occurred to Tim that his idea for an automatic tampon remover might need some adjustments.

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The young man watched the fruits of his labor from the bow of the boat.

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Yes ma'am, your 5 year old told us his older sister got him out of your burning home.

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My sight grew dim as the spells took hold and the cube took shape around me.

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They ran 2200 volts thru the man condemned to die by electric chair.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Jesus Phil, that sick basterd is a genius when it comes to traps.	3
Lately I've had horrible diarrhea and stomach pain, it seems to have passed though.	3
Sometimes you just have to throw something at the problem and hope it sticks.	3
Our government finally figured out how to make the von Neumann probes work.	3
They beat me, kicked me, and framed me for crimes someone else committed.	3
Lying in the bathroom in a pool of blood it occurred to Tim that his idea for an automatic tampon remover might need some adjustments.	2
The young man watched the fruits of his labor from the bow of the boat.	2
Yes ma'am, your 5 year old told us his older sister got him out of your burning home.	2
My sight grew dim as the spells took hold and the cube took shape around me.	2
They ran 2200 volts thru the man condemned to die by electric chair.	2