/u/torginus's posts
[WP] "Every 5000 years, the Dark Lord comes to destroy the world, and only you, the Chosen One can stop him." -said the priest. "So, do I need to get a magic sword from the Lady of the Lake?" - I asked "No, just press this button please, everything else has already been taken care of"
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[WP] "The Casino's main vault is only accessible by a ventilation shaft six inches wide. That's why we need a man of your skills, Mr Claus."
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[WP] The adventurers, having bypassed scores of devious traps and defeated hordes of undead, finally stand before the Lich. "Impressive" the Lich says "You've proven yourselves worthy - of becoming my friends. It gets lonely here after a while y'know."
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[WP] Hell is suffering from an overpopulation problem. To combat this, the Dark Lord himself sends you, a high ranking demon up to Earth to get people to better their ways
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[WP] The police asks you, a psychic consultant, to help solve a difficult case. Being short on cash, you accept happily. Thing is, you've "forgot" to mention that you're actually a pet psychic.
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[WP]The year is 1989. In exchange for 3 billion$ worth of Pepsi,the USSR trades several warships and submarines. Instead of selling them for scrap, Pepsi decides to take out Coca-Cola, thus beginning WW3.
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[WP] When Congressmen talk about helping the economy by creating Jobs, what they actually mean is they're creating a clone army of Steve Jobses
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[WP]After falling into a vat of chemicals, a high school math teacher becomes a mutant axe murderer who kills high school students, who cannot solve his math riddles
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On stealth aircraft, how is it possible, that radars can 'see' out of the airframe, but enemy radars cannot see in?
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