WritingPrompts

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[WP] "But we sent a full Declaration of Independance with swear words of Martian and Terran lexicon. What do you mean they are happy to grant our independence peacfully? Do you know how much we spent on weapons?"	5187
[WP] A monster/slasher hasn't killed the current group of stupid teenager/college students because the drama between them is just so entertaining.	4349
[WP]"Acolyte, what you have brought to us is not the Book of the Dead, not the Book of the Living, nor Even the Book of the Mildly Unwell. What you have brought us is Chicken Soup for the Soul. What do you have to say for yourself?"	257
[WP] "In your own sick and twisted words please explain why creating invisible- -teleporting-Giraffes that vomit spiders was in good intentions."	247
[WP] I have no heart. My exterior is cold and unyeilding. I am a machine. Yet, as I stand against you to protect the weak, the downtrodden, the outcasts whom not know what I am. I am more human than you will ever be.	199
[WP] For an unexplained reason, you always attract villianous people. Intergalactic warlords, mad scientists, warlocks and witches, kings and qeens of the dammed, and people that take up two parking spaces all consider you their best buddy in all creation. You don't even know these people.	191
[WP] The gods have grown bored. "Welp lets turn the magic back on and all the science off." It has been three years since magic has returned. With your new magical knowledge, you are still working as a barista to pay off student loans for a degree that is no longer valid, but with magic.	129
[WP] As you pass on into the light at the end o- "GET UP MAGGOT YOU ARE NOW ENLISTED IN GODS ARMY NOW FLY UP AND GIVE ME 20 LOOPS"	108
[WP] In the animal realm it is believed that if you save a human, it will grant you three wishes.	83
[WP] In the beginning, God allowed each of his Seraphim to suggest one creature for the earth. This is the story of the Seraphim Kieth and why he is no longer allowed to make suggestions, let alone speak at the big celestial beings table.	66

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