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[WP] Every person is born with a specific goal in mind. Until their goal is completed, they can't die. You are homo erectus in the Stone Age, nearly two million years ago, and you don't understand what "intergalactic space travel" even means.
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[WP] The Distillery is a front for a guild of expert assassins, each codenamed after alcohol. Each member is skilled in a number of things, but when an important job really needs doing and nothing less than perfection is to be expected, a letter is always received with two words: "Send Whiskey."
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[PI] You're the "weakling" tea maker. People think you're a burden on the hero's party. But it's the enchantments from your premium teas that boost the party to world-class. Bandits kidnap you to blackmail the hero. Leaving you in a cell with your tea supplies was a mistake. It's tea time.
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[PI] The king, after hearing the prophecy about a child fated to depose them, decided to just let the events play out without interfering.
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[WP] A ghost still finds themselves on the mortal plane, unable to cross over to the other side. Instead of spending its days haunting derelict buildings or unsuspecting families, it turns its eyes skyward, ready to travel among the stars.
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[WP] You were born with literal components of figurative idioms - a silver tongue, a heart of gold, nerves of steel, an iron stomach, green thumbs and so on. You're on the search to find the source of your affliction and the reason why it happened.
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[WP] When we began exploring the galaxy, we found habitable planets dotted with alien architecture, none of which were really ruinous. A couple thousand years and fifty million light years later, we discovered alien life, and their response? "Oh, god. They've found us."
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[WP] After being wronged, a small army of Greek soldiers decide to hide inside a Trojan Horse and wait until the right time to attack the enemy who wronged them - Santa Claus, who's under the belief the wooden horse was a gift from the world's children as a thank you. The North Pole War ensues.
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[WP] Thousands of years ago, you were cursed by the Greek gods to become a statue, but curses don't last forever. You've returned to your human form in the Louvre, unsure if you're still on the mortal plane.
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