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[WP] You wanted some scrambled eggs, so you pulled the last of the eggs you had out of your fridge and tried to make some. One of the last two eggs didn't break. Two days later, the government got involved.
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[WP] A long time ago, something happened on the grounds upon which a holy church was built, something that caused the area to teem with magical energy. You bear witness to this when someone crashes your wedding, screams "I OBJECT!", and turns into a chair.
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[WP] While it isn't exactly Shakespeare, what an infinite set of monkeys with typewriters were able to produce was roughly Shakespearean in nature. It's been a couple of years, and this eventual play has become a massive hit. This is your first time seeing the play in its entirety.
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[WP] They erased civilization from the map and reveled in its destruction. Thousands of years later, they've forgotten why they've done it, feeling a sense of longing within the now empty universe.
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[WP] Those botched restorations of old artworks? There's a good reason why they look that way now, as well as why you're still alive.
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[WP] In the font community, there's a controversial font file called 'font_of_knowledge.ttf'. There's no preview for it and no description or creator for its download, but those who've downloaded it for use usually end up with their computers immediately corrupted when trying to type using it.
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[WP] Today, there's a storage auction on the pier. The last crate, rusted and weathered, hasn't been opened in over 100 years. The winner opens the crate and finds hundreds of hanging photos, all of the same subject--and all of different dates in the future.
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[WP] You are part of a Family, a small group of inextricable, genetically linked pseudo-immortals with a shared lifeforce. There are countless Families like yours. Dying is forbidden. To enforce this, when someone in your Family dies, they are resurrected by siphoning life from the rest of you.
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