/u/turbo_the_turtle's posts
[WP]A reincarnated Shakespeare, with all his memories intact, is failing high school English. His teacher claims he has absurd ideas about what Shakespeare meant in his writings.
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[WP] Literally every person who has ever become a leader of a nation did so through a deal with the Devil. The Devil is feeling nostalgic and recounting the most memorable ones.
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[WP] You have access to literally every room in the headquarters of the CIA (or similar). You are the most powerful man alive in the game of international espionage, yet no one ever notices you or knows your name - you are Yani, the janitor.
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[WP] A mad scientist is constantly working on some doomsday experiment but always manages to create the opposite of what he intended. After creating a cure-all balm, instead of a life-ending plague, the world is content to just let him do his thing.
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[WP] When a person dies, their consciousness (ghost/whatever) is able to move freely in any direction from the point of their body until they hit a solid object. As such, space burials are highly sought after while traditional burials are literally a fate worse than death.
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[WP] Government officials receive a summons and upon arriving find Ruth Bader Ginsburg sitting behind a DM screen, dice in hand.
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Biologically speaking, why do humans not have greater conscious control over the processes of the body? For example, if I get cut why can I not make a concerted effort to have my body clot the wound faster?
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