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In a panic I cried to the doctors, "I just put my baby down for a second."

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ROUND TWO ANNOUNCEMENT - SCI FI

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"He's wanted for multiple accounts of murder and 'skinning his victims alive'," the officer said, handing me a picture of myself.

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I really need to fix that old door, I think to myself as it creeks open.

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I pulled and pulled at the thread from my sock, but it continued to unravel.

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98, 99, 100 - A new personal record!

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Anything for an upvote, I thought aloud.

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[MAY2020] I was awoken by sudden shaking, the sound of car alarms ringing, and my wife yelling, "Get up John, it's an earthquake."

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You return from checking the mail to find your toddler is no longer glued to the TV.

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[MORPH] "Ouch, Mommy - that hurts!"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
In a panic I cried to the doctors, "I just put my baby down for a second."	79
ROUND TWO ANNOUNCEMENT - SCI FI	72
"He's wanted for multiple accounts of murder and 'skinning his victims alive'," the officer said, handing me a picture of myself.	69
I really need to fix that old door, I think to myself as it creeks open.	68
I pulled and pulled at the thread from my sock, but it continued to unravel.	66
98, 99, 100 - A new personal record!	65
Anything for an upvote, I thought aloud.	64
[MAY2020] I was awoken by sudden shaking, the sound of car alarms ringing, and my wife yelling, "Get up John, it's an earthquake."	62
You return from checking the mail to find your toddler is no longer glued to the TV.	61
[MORPH] "Ouch, Mommy - that hurts!"	60