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ANNOUNCEMENT: ROUND THREE IS CLOSED FOR SUBMISSION & POSSIBLE DELAY.

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"I may, or may not, had been widowed numerous times in my life."

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"That should do the trick," I thought to myself, hanging a picture of my wife and kids.

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"A large plastic tote, rubber glove, zip ties, duct tape, and a hand saw; is there anything else I can help you with today, sir?" the cute cashier asked, as she rang my order.

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You are warned: The end is near - you must change your ways.

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ROUND FIVE ANNOUNCEMENT!

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[MORPH] Mommy insists I eat my vitamins every morning, but I don't like them because they make me feel funny.

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"Curling irons aren't only for hair," he whispered in the drunk girl's ear; pulling her panties to the side.

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The old, worn notebook was found to predate the revolutionary war, but it's value was of little importance once I deciphered its contents.

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HEADS UP & HEADS OFF 2020 IS NOW CLOSED FOR REGISTRATION. THE FIRST ANNOUNCEMENT WILL BE POSTED TOMORROW.

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ANNOUNCEMENT: ROUND THREE IS CLOSED FOR SUBMISSION & POSSIBLE DELAY.	26
"I may, or may not, had been widowed numerous times in my life."	25
"That should do the trick," I thought to myself, hanging a picture of my wife and kids.	25
"A large plastic tote, rubber glove, zip ties, duct tape, and a hand saw; is there anything else I can help you with today, sir?" the cute cashier asked, as she rang my order.	25
You are warned: The end is near - you must change your ways.	23
ROUND FIVE ANNOUNCEMENT!	20
[MORPH] Mommy insists I eat my vitamins every morning, but I don't like them because they make me feel funny.	20
"Curling irons aren't only for hair," he whispered in the drunk girl's ear; pulling her panties to the side.	19
The old, worn notebook was found to predate the revolutionary war, but it's value was of little importance once I deciphered its contents.	17
HEADS UP & HEADS OFF 2020 IS NOW CLOSED FOR REGISTRATION. THE FIRST ANNOUNCEMENT WILL BE POSTED TOMORROW.	17