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I stopped at the crosswalk so the children could cross.

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"Hurry and string that little bitch up to the rafters," she yelled up the attic stairs.

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"A father should never touch his daughter."

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FIRST ANNOUNCEMENT: MONSTER MADNESS!!

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What did the horny old toad say to the lady frog?

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Despite gaining consciousness in a town with only mannequins, and no recollection of how you got there, you couldn't help but get the feeling you were being watched.

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From my comatose state I could hear them arguing; my wife and bother.

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"They say a Native American Princess haunts this lake and drowns one man a year in search of her love."

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"Maybe you should give up on horror and write what you know," she said.

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ROUND THREE ANNOUNCEMENT - HEADS UP & HEADS OFF 2020!

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I stopped at the crosswalk so the children could cross.	35	TwoSentenceSadness
"Hurry and string that little bitch up to the rafters," she yelled up the attic stairs.	32	TwoSentenceHorror
"A father should never touch his daughter."	30	TwoSentenceSadness
FIRST ANNOUNCEMENT: MONSTER MADNESS!!	30	TwoSentenceHorror
What did the horny old toad say to the lady frog?	29	TwoSentenceComedy
Despite gaining consciousness in a town with only mannequins, and no recollection of how you got there, you couldn't help but get the feeling you were being watched.	29	TwoSentenceHorror
From my comatose state I could hear them arguing; my wife and bother.	29	TwoSentenceSadness
"They say a Native American Princess haunts this lake and drowns one man a year in search of her love."	28	TwoSentenceHorror
"Maybe you should give up on horror and write what you know," she said.	28	TwoSentenceHorror
ROUND THREE ANNOUNCEMENT - HEADS UP & HEADS OFF 2020!	28	TwoSentenceHorror