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[WP] You are in love with a werewolf. Since you’ve started dating, you’ve learned that werewolves transform every night on the week of a full moon. While picking up some last minute items for the upcoming week, the cashier leans in and says, "That time of the month, huh?"
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[WP] The ultrasound confirmed that you and your spouse are having twins. Coming home after the appointment, you’re surprised to see your father in living room, and more surprised to see an assortment of weapons on the coffee table. He says, “We need to talk about the one born second.”
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[WP] Your magnum opus is a failure. Five years of your life are gone, a total waste, and you sit home, alone, with your vice of choice on the table in front of you.
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[WP] Every night before you drift off to sleep, a deceased president of the US appears in your room. Regardless of whether they’re actually there or you’ve gone insane, the situation tends to lead to interesting political debates.
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