/u/uniqualykerd's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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No matter how often I swung my hammer into it, the coconut wouldn't break.

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When I explained it felt like bugs crawling under my skin, the doctors thought I'd used some well-known drugs.

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My farts so loud I swear I woke up the neighbors.

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Today I learned, that for those who have two testicles, one hangs lower and is larger than the other. NSFW

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My doctor claims the tumor in my brain soon will start making me hallucinate and lose coherence.

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My old bones need replacing.

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"Smile," he demanded, approaching me slowly, showing off his gun.

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[SEP21] After having eradicated the hostile invasive species, scientists and military worked together to determine its origin.

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The bridge wouldn't close, so the traffic got stuck and the drivers were honking their horns.

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I know this magic trick in which I sit on an egg and it disappears.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
No matter how often I swung my hammer into it, the coconut wouldn't break.	2163
When I explained it felt like bugs crawling under my skin, the doctors thought I'd used some well-known drugs.	980
My farts so loud I swear I woke up the neighbors.	446
Today I learned, that for those who have two testicles, one hangs lower and is larger than the other. NSFW	428
My doctor claims the tumor in my brain soon will start making me hallucinate and lose coherence.	381
My old bones need replacing.	303
"Smile," he demanded, approaching me slowly, showing off his gun.	112
[SEP21] After having eradicated the hostile invasive species, scientists and military worked together to determine its origin.	91
The bridge wouldn't close, so the traffic got stuck and the drivers were honking their horns.	61
I know this magic trick in which I sit on an egg and it disappears.	54