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Dendrocnide monoides is an Australian plant so painful to touch, it drives people to suicide.

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I'm going to need more bleach.

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He had paid big money for the privilege to fuck a bonobo in Vietnam.

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NASA restores contact with Mars helicopter after nine weeks of silence.

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Reach for the moon, they said.

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This place has everything: nails, hammers, hacksaws, chainsaws, bowie knives, staples, staple guns, heavy duty garbage bags, cellophane, duct tape, bleach...

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I yanked on the paracord, but it failed to open the parachute.

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What hurts more?

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The surgeons hadn't been prepared for this.

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To rest my legs tired from walking, I sat myself down in the shadow, on the cold metal bench in the abri.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Dendrocnide monoides is an Australian plant so painful to touch, it drives people to suicide.	26
I'm going to need more bleach.	23
He had paid big money for the privilege to fuck a bonobo in Vietnam.	22
NASA restores contact with Mars helicopter after nine weeks of silence.	22
Reach for the moon, they said.	22
This place has everything: nails, hammers, hacksaws, chainsaws, bowie knives, staples, staple guns, heavy duty garbage bags, cellophane, duct tape, bleach...	21
I yanked on the paracord, but it failed to open the parachute.	20
What hurts more?	19
The surgeons hadn't been prepared for this.	18
To rest my legs tired from walking, I sat myself down in the shadow, on the cold metal bench in the abri.	18