/u/uniqualykerd's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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To rest my legs tired from walking, I sat myself down in the shadow, on the cold metal bench in the abri.

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The surgeons hadn't been prepared for this.

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Reconstructing the bones of skeletal remains fills me with pride.

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There's a good reason for cleaning your contacts with saline solution rather than iodine gas.

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Today I went to donate blood.

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The umbrella must have had a really strong spring...

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When you said you wanted me alone and impale me, I felt all warm and fuzzy, and loved.

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Meticulous was the wanted behavior for new hires in the primary school kitchen.

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A quick last test proved the window blinds would suffice.

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The hell fires drove him to seek refuge in the bell tower of the town's tallest church.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
To rest my legs tired from walking, I sat myself down in the shadow, on the cold metal bench in the abri.	18
The surgeons hadn't been prepared for this.	18
Reconstructing the bones of skeletal remains fills me with pride.	16
There's a good reason for cleaning your contacts with saline solution rather than iodine gas.	16
Today I went to donate blood.	16
The umbrella must have had a really strong spring...	16
When you said you wanted me alone and impale me, I felt all warm and fuzzy, and loved.	16
Meticulous was the wanted behavior for new hires in the primary school kitchen.	15
A quick last test proved the window blinds would suffice.	15
The hell fires drove him to seek refuge in the bell tower of the town's tallest church.	15