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Slush-puppies are a great treat for cooling down in the heat of summer.

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Skid marks are the effect of car tires sliding over asphalt / black-top really fast.

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I would have loved to slice you to pieces, so slowly it would take you years to perish.

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"Mom," asked my daughter, "what if I told you I have 2 boyfriends and a girlfriend?"

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I was so sure I was strong enough to catch the grand piano that was about to roll out of the truck,

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"Done to death," they ruled and deleted my post.

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The fact that the landing gear sunk down into what we thought solid ground, should have been a warning.

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Lyme's disease is what I hate about ticks.

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No matter how many I try, not a single pair of eyes I tried...

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I feel the concrete filling up my intestines and stomach.

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