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"You know the fun part about time paradoxes?" asked the psychopath.

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Mill allergy causes stomach bloat, in me.

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Proudly I invite my entire family to the woodlands around my estate - my most favorite place in the world.

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Have you tried Ben&Jerry's new milk-free ice cream flavors?

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A marble facade plate smashed into the pavement right next to me, and made me look up.

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Blood banks are fun!

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The fire burned so hot, it started melting the metal walls.

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Strapping on his body armor, the school cop knew that at least he was going to survive that day.

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The train whistles, thundering ever closer.

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Never in my travels through mansions and castles have I laid eyes on a treasure this peculiar.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"You know the fun part about time paradoxes?" asked the psychopath.	8
Mill allergy causes stomach bloat, in me.	8
Proudly I invite my entire family to the woodlands around my estate - my most favorite place in the world.	8
Have you tried Ben&Jerry's new milk-free ice cream flavors?	8
A marble facade plate smashed into the pavement right next to me, and made me look up.	7
Blood banks are fun!	7
The fire burned so hot, it started melting the metal walls.	7
Strapping on his body armor, the school cop knew that at least he was going to survive that day.	7
The train whistles, thundering ever closer.	7
Never in my travels through mansions and castles have I laid eyes on a treasure this peculiar.	7